- 2nd
- 02:01 am
This morning was a very good year.
- 2 comments
- 4th
- 02:09 am
the people all call her Alaska
- 4 comments
05:55 pmhalf of the time you're gone and you don't know where
- 5th
- 10:48 pm
the TA speaks English, and that's a plus
- 3 comments
- 6th
- 04:54 pm
rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one
06:33 pmit takes our time to be satisfied
- 9th
- 10:05 pm
Oh, I go through the door with about an inch to spare.
- 10th
- 05:52 pm
I can't get behind that, kinda like, English
08:05 pm"Bullets cost bucks." I'd like that tattooed on my thigh.
- 11th
- 06:53 pm
let us benefit from the fruits of being bureaucrats!
- 13th
- 05:53 pm
don't forget the fourth dimension
- 17th
- 01:40 am
Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it.
- 19th
- 06:37 pm
Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
- 21st
- 08:23 pm
I'm beginning to believe I could cure a rainy day!
- 23rd
- 05:12 am
I'll tell you how I feel about Tolstoy.
- 6 comments
09:51 pmI was among those who said this hospital would never fly.
- 4 comments
- 24th
- 07:32 pm
let the stars choose my number
- 25th
- 04:28 pm
he's playing against the record books now
- 2 comments
- 26th
- 03:18 am
All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread.
- 2 comments
06:04 pmanger can be power as long as there's a victim on TV
- 2 comments
- 27th
- 07:03 pm
your turn now to stand where I stand
- 28th
- 12:06 am
You know what's weird? I've heard it before, but this time I really believe!
- 11 comments
- 29th
- 08:38 pm
come take your love from America
- 10 comments
- 30th
- 03:14 am
usually we don't do it with our eyes closed
- 2 comments
- 31st
- 04:04 am
My kingdom for an intelligent octopus!
- 4 comments
02:52 pmIt was the least I could do. I always do the least I can do.
07:04 pmmy eyes are dry and I