- 6th
- 04:15 am
I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!
- 2 comments
02:55 pmmaybe you had better let it go at that
- 3 comments
11:48 pma silly little love song for myself
- 6 comments
- 8th
- 01:41 am
there is a feeling that you should just go home
- 9th
- 03:59 pm
he said, "the world is as soft as lace"
- 4 comments
04:46 pmcan you tell me a little more about the President's secret plan to fight inflation?
- 11th
- 01:46 am
All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
- 8 comments
- 13th
- 03:41 pm
I was just about to change my mind and recommend you.
- 2 comments
- 14th
- 03:01 am
I am a loser geek crazy with an evil streak
- 22 comments
11:23 pmthe dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
- 15th
- 03:32 pm
the bad news is you're fired; the good news is now I can fuck you
- 2 comments
- 16th
- 10:50 pm
I got my body and my mind on the same page
- 8 comments
- 18th
- 11:29 am
I'll turn my head off for a while
- 2 comments
- 21st
- 10:22 am
I can't get myself to go away
- 10 comments
- 22nd
- 02:20 am
it's days and months before I see you again
02:00 pmlife is a game and true love is a trophy
- 5 comments
- 23rd
- 10:43 pm
couched in our indifference like shells upon the shore
- 24th
- 04:54 am
I could make you happy you know
- 2 comments
- 26th
- 04:33 am
I can't describe it; it's like a little nativity scene.
01:21 pmtabloid footprints in your hair
- 28th
- 03:10 am
My great-uncle Tombstone Pierce made a fortune selling whiskey and hors d'oeuvres to the Indians.