the scent of your skin and some foreign flowers

Via porntestpilot, Diesel is releasing a limited edition Iron Man version of their Only The Brave cologne. BEHOLD:



silentfire: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
walkingshadow: :D :D :D :D
silentfire: ONLY THE BRAVE
silentfire: . . . would want to smell like tony stark
walkingshadow: . . . are willing to smell like someone who has spent the last eight days locked in a garage welding things to other things?
silentfire: oh god, why?
silentfire: also, that's a fist, right?
silentfire: the bottle is shaped like a fist?
walkingshadow: it is shaped like a fist!
walkingshadow: i'm sure it's supposed to be manly and menacing and not in any way crazily kinkily sexual!
silentfire: yeah, all i get from that is scary/bad porn
walkingshadow: oh god i just got a vision of someone using it to check off their "object penetration (unusual objects)" square for the next round of kink bingo
walkingshadow: WHY BRAIN WHY
silentfire: lolllllll
silentfire: well, it looks like a fist! encased in latex! clutching a sex toy!
silentfire: i don't blame you
walkingshadow: i mean what are we SUPPOSED to think?
walkingshadow: it's bondage iron man all over again!
silentfire: really, is there any other kind?
walkingshadow: no, bondage iron man is pretty much the only iron man