- 5th
- 12:04 pm
i got whiskey, you're welcome to some
- 6th
- 12:10 pm
the electric man looks good today
- 4 comments
12:12 pmand the headstones climbed up the hills
05:12 pmthe kids flip their lids when their ids hear that crazy sound
- 7th
- 11:27 am
i told the elephants to forget it, but they can't
- 8th
- 01:14 am
it's them, it's not me
11:15 pmwent on to become a science advisor in the current administration
- 9th
- 01:12 pm
he still thinks he can win this one
- 10th
- 09:48 am
you should see what comes up when you type "death" into a search engine!
- 11th
- 12:25 pm
what went wrong, your grades were good
03:56 pmsixteen doubles for the price of one
- 12th
- 11:16 am
haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer
- 13th
- 05:56 pm
mathematicians counting crumbs
- 14th
- 04:51 pm
oh, i remember. it's candy. candy is delicious.
- 15th
- 02:08 am
seriously uptight trained killers in the next room
07:40 pmi've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when i spike the punch
- 7 comments
- 22nd
- 10:03 am
all your mummification are belong to us!
- 28th
- 11:39 am
by observation and by trial and error
- 16 comments