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walkingshadow) wrote2002-03-21 08:31 pm
walkingshadow) wrote2002-03-21 08:31 pm
::snort::
from Russell Crowe's Fame Re-Audit:
"Don't get us wrong: there are reasons to have misgivings about Russell Crowe. Number one: Vanity rock group side-project. Number two: BAFTA producer beat-down. Number three: For those of you unfamiliar with the nuances of Hollywood euphemisms, the word 'perfectionist' can be translated roughly as 'unrepentant asshole.' The word 'driven' can be translated roughly as 'obstinate prick.' And the phrase 'dedicated to his craft' translates roughly as 'stubborn asshole who'll keep the crew up until 4 AM because he didn't like the way his eyebrows twitched in the sixty-third and most recent take.'
"Russell Crowe is often described as a driven perfectionist who's dedicated to his craft."
"Don't get us wrong: there are reasons to have misgivings about Russell Crowe. Number one: Vanity rock group side-project. Number two: BAFTA producer beat-down. Number three: For those of you unfamiliar with the nuances of Hollywood euphemisms, the word 'perfectionist' can be translated roughly as 'unrepentant asshole.' The word 'driven' can be translated roughly as 'obstinate prick.' And the phrase 'dedicated to his craft' translates roughly as 'stubborn asshole who'll keep the crew up until 4 AM because he didn't like the way his eyebrows twitched in the sixty-third and most recent take.'
"Russell Crowe is often described as a driven perfectionist who's dedicated to his craft."