Etiquette Dinner realized

[walkingshadow]

Me: The Bible's not known for its humor. It's not one of the great comedic pieces of its time.
Jules: Really? I could've sworn that's what it was nominated for that year.

Who do I need to impress here? You've already called me the devil.
-Jules

So the salad fork is the sedan of the utensil world.
-Jules

I really want to play with my butter.
-Me

Me: I'm just picturing someone gesturing with the shish kabob.
Jules: Ooh! Sorry about that eye!
Me: It's okay! I have another.